Wedding Query ...... (SQL Server Stored Procedure Style)‏

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
@ BrideGroom Char(NotBad) ,
@ Bride Char(Good)

AS
BEGIN

SELECT Bride FROM Pakistan_ Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’ AND
CarCount > 2 AND
HouseStatus =’TwoStoreyed’ AND
BrideEduStatus= ‘PG orAbove’ AND
HavingBrothers= ‘NO’ AND
HavingSisters =’No’ AND
AllowRelocate =’YES’

SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce FROM FatherInLaw

UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherinLawGold

INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES (’BMW’)

END
GO

Tested Formula For Better Life‏

Tested Formula For Better Life Use........this.......in........life

Talk -------- Softy

Walk ------------- Humbly

Eat -------------------- Sensibly

Breathe ------------------------ Deeply

Sleep -------------------------------- Sufficiently

Act ---------------------------------------- Fearlessly

Love -------------------------------------------- Passionately

Work -------------------------------------------------- Patiently

Think ------------------------------------------------------ Truthfully

Believe ----------------------------------------------- Correctly

Behave ------------------------------------------ Decently

Learn -------------------------------------- Practically

Plan --------------------------------- Orderly

Earn --------------------------- Honestly

Save ------------------- Regularly

Spend ------------ Intelligently

Enjoy ------- Completely

Some management skills !!‏!

Proposal!‏!!

Meaning of ABCDEFG

Magic's in Microsoft Windows and Microsoft Word

MAGIC # 1

An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON". This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable. .. At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE "CON "FOLDER



MAGIC # 2

Microsoft crazy facts

This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable. .. At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99) and then press ENTER

Life's too short for the wrong job

India in the coming years‏