Saturday, October 17, 2009

World Without Engineers

Civil Engineers

Mechanical Engineers

Electronics Engineers

Computer Engineers

Aeronautical Engineers

Communication Engineers

Thursday, October 15, 2009

The World's Ugliest Buildings

The Ryugyong Hotel, Pyongyang, North Korea


Secret Intelligence Service (SIS) Building, London


Harold Washington Library, Chicago


The Obelisk, Puerto Maldonado, Peru


Longaberger Home Office, Newark, OH


The Portland Building, Portland, OR


The Fang Yuan Building, Shenyang, China


Bolwoningen Houses, Hertogenbosch, Netherlands


National Library, Minsk, Belarus


“The UFO House,” Sanjhih, Taiwan


The Ideal Palace, Hauterives, France


Metropolitan Cathedral, Liverpool, England


The Experience Music Project, Seattle

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Eid Mubarak Text Messages

Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words

E - Embrace with open heart
I - Inspire with impressive attitude
D - Distribute pleasure to all

~Eid Mubarak~



Best Leader - Allah
Guide - Quaran
Lyrics - Aazan
Loyality - Imaan
Request - Dua
Protection - Fitra
Oath - Kalma
Exercise - Namaaz
Self Control - Roza
Good Luck 4 Ramzan
** Eid Mubarak **



After 1 days

After 24 hrs

After 1440 min

After 86400 sec

Every 1 will send u this msg but i m the
1st telling u and ur family Eid Mubarak



Eid ki sachi khushi to apno ki deed hai,
Tum humse door ho to apni kya eid hai



abb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!

Eid Dian Mubarakan Hoon Tanu



Sufi soap
Lado soap
Robin neel
Kashmir banaspati
Habib cooking oil
Dalda banaspati
Metro milan
Agar batti7up,
Pepsi,
Team,
Sprite,
Dew,
National chat masla,
Surf excel,
Arial,
Tapal,
Lipton teaWalls ice cream
AUR MERI TARAF SE BOHUT BOHUT "EID MUBARAK



__+__EID MUBARAK__.
____.
._______________.--"~~"-.
____________,-"____.-~~"-\___.
___.______.^______/____(_)_.
____+___{_.---.___/______~
________/____.__Y____.
_______/_____\_j_______+
._____Y_____(_)--l__
______|___________"-.______.
______|_____(________\
.__.___|________.)~-.__/__._____.
__.____l_________)
.____.__\____<;;;;;;l __+_____\_______\ _________\_______^. ___._______^._______"-.___. _____________"-._______~-.___, _______._________"--.._____.^ may this eid brings lots of happiness 4 u n ur family (Ameen)

Sending warm wishes
across the miles…
Just to let you know
how much you are missed on
EID Day



May you be guided by
your faith in Allah
&
shine in his divine blessings!
Eid Mubarak



Some words can be left unsaid,
some feeling can be left unexpressed
But person like U can never be left unremembered on this day
EID MUBARAK



Ur Relation Like Paktel
Dil to 1 hia
Ur LOVE Like Telenor
Chaho kuch badh k
Ur Cincrty Like Haleeb
Garah Jo hai
Ur smile Like Twist
Hila k rakh de
Ur Style Like Ufone
Tum he to ho
Ur personality Like Bonanza
Absolutely world class
My Rispons Like Lipton
yehi to hai wo apnapan
yahi apnapan or EID MUBARAK



"Beware 0F Other Duplicate EiD WiSHERS"

I'M THE Only Authorised ISO 2009 Certified Dealer iN EiD WiSHES

i WiSH U AN ORIGNAL Sweet

"EiD MUBBARAK"



"Eid card 4u"
*|"""""'""'""""|*
*|.+""+.+""+ .|*
*|+ EID +|*
*| "+. .+" |*
*| "+'' |*
*| MUBARAK |*



\\ ___ //
\\//\\//ishing
""" """
\\//
//ou
"'
// ___//
//"""//appy
// ___//
//"""//appy
Eid
"MUBARAK"



My wishes are slient. But True,
Every where they will follow You,
Luck is Yours, Wishes are Mine,
Happiness is Yours,
Pyrayers are Mine,
May Your days and nights always shine...
Eid Mubarak
My Friends!



Ye Kya Hai EID?
Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.
.
BusinessMan Ne Kah,
.
E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount
.
Lawyer Ne Kaha.
.
E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy
.
lovers Ne Kaha.
.
E: Eik Or
I : I
D : DAte



Wishing U HAPPY EID MUBARAK in advance 4 the folwing 10 years,
2OO9
2010
2011
2012
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018
Agar coming 10yrs me APKO koi pehle wish krne ka da’wa kare to 1 rakh k chamaat daina or ye msg dikha daina. Haa.:-)



Kia bharosa?
Mobile ka
Battery ka
Charger ka
Network ka
isi liaye meri taraf se aap ko bohat bohat
Advance
“Eid Mubarak”



Days r too busy,
Hours r too fast,
Seconds r too few,
But there’s always time for me..
To remember a nice friend like u.
**Eid MuBaraK**



Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
Aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai..



Some words can be left unsaid,
Some feeling can be left unexpressed,
But person like u can never be forgotton on this day
** EID MUBARAK



Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye,
Mera SMS auron ki tarha aam ho jaye,
Sare mob network jaam ho jayen
Aur EID wish kerna aam ho jaye…
"EID Mubarak"

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

3 Stages Of Life

We have 3 Stages Of Life ...

Teen Age [Have Time + Energy ... But No Money]


Working Age [Have Money + Energy ... But No Time]


Old Age [Have Time + Money ... But No Energy]

Monday, September 14, 2009

One Can Change Many Things !!!

One song can spark a moment,
One flower can wake the dream.
One tree can start a forest,
One bird can herald spring.



One smile begins a friendship,
One handclasp lifts a soul.
One star can guide a ship at sea,
One word can frame the goal



One vote can change a nation,
One sunbeam lights a room
One candle wipes out darkness,
One laugh will conquer gloom.



One step must start each journey.
One word must start each prayer.
One hope will raise our spirits,
One touch can show you care.



One voice can speak with wisdom,
One heart can know what ' s true,
One life can make a difference,
You see, it's up to you!



The True meaning of Life is to Plant Trees under whose shade you do not Expect to Sit.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Software Engineer's Daily Routine !!!

8:30AM: wake up
8:45AM: Tough decision; to bath or not.
8:50AM: Have To.
9:15AM: Punch in.
9:20AM: Check Mail.
9:25AM: Check Again just in case...
9:30AM: Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea (9:45AM).
9:45AM: TEA party.
10:00AM: Check Mail.
10:05AM: Check again. Can't believe that no mail has come. Is every body dead or what?
10:20AM: Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation turn around to look for some body (Any body) to talk to.
10:30AM: Found a guy testing something. Feel real pity for his pathetic, boring and useless existence.
10:40AM: Sudden urge to get some work done and fast. Start looking for the file.(Can't remember it's name)
11:00AM: Boss summons in his office. Bad sign.
11:30AM: How the hell! Am I supposed to remember everything? Why should I be responsible for everything that goes bad?
11:45AM: Try to locate a scapegoat. No body around.
12:00AM: Mood is really bad decided to postpone work till after lunch.
12:30AM: lunch
1:00PM: Lunch over.
1:10PM: Go for a smoke. Can't even smoke in this god forsaken place.
1:35PM: Back from a smoke. It was good. I even did not pay for the cig. The other chap is so foolish.
1:50PM: Mood is good. Decide to go to cool web sites. Real sleazy thoughts.
2:30PM: Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort.
2:45PM: Tea Time.
3:00PM: Chat and discuss with colleague on the bad state of the company. Blame everybody for incompetence and laziness
4:00PM: A guy from testing comes for help.(Jerk)
4:11PM: Try to look busy.
4:12PM: He is asking for a technical help.(Real jerk).
4:15PM: After really making him beg for help decide to take a look.
4:50PM: No solution found. Really angry on the guy for getting myself involved.
4:55PM: Suddenly boss is spotted in the neighboring area. Try making as much loud noise as possible with some obscure technical jargon thrown in.
5:00PM: Boss has gone back to his den. Coast is clear.
5:05PM: Blame the problem on RnD.
5:10PM: Check mail. "Yes" a mail has finally arrived.
5:13PM: It's a silly joke and old too. But it felt good.
5:14PM: a quick dash for gate.
5:15PM: Third in punching out.
5:25PM: Reached Room.
5:26PM: TV on. No worth while program.
8:30PM: Still no worth while program. Every body is getting lazy and irresponsible what will happen to this world GOD help us. Curse government and RnD.
8:45PM: Food arrives. Pretty bad and stinking.
8:48PM: Dinner finished.
12:45AM: Today there were really good programs.
1:46AM: Decide to sleep. Tough day ahead.