Thursday, June 25, 2009
A very nice message for you
To: YOU
Date: TODAY
From: GOD
Subject: YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE
This is God. Today I will be handling All of your problems for you. I do Not need your help. So, have a nice day.
I love you.
P.S. And, remember...
If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do Not attempt to resolve it yourself! Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. I will get to it in MY TIME. All situations will be resolved, but in My time, not yours.
Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now.
If you find yourself stuck in traffic, don't despair. There are people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege.
Should you have a bad day at work; think of the man who has been out of work for years.
Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return.
Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children.
Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance; think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk.
Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror; think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine.
Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about, asking what is my purpose? Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.
Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities; remember, things could be worse. You could be one of them!
Should you decide to send this to a friend; Thank you. You may have touched their life in ways you will never know!
Now, you have a nice day.
God
God has seen you struggling,
God says it's over.
A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, please send to ten people (including me) please don't ignore this.
You are being tested.
YOU HAVE 20 MINUTES TO TELL 10 FRIENDS THAT YOU LOVE THEM (INCLUDING ME) . SO I LOVE YOU! GO!
Date: TODAY
From: GOD
Subject: YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE
This is God. Today I will be handling All of your problems for you. I do Not need your help. So, have a nice day.
I love you.
P.S. And, remember...
If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do Not attempt to resolve it yourself! Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. I will get to it in MY TIME. All situations will be resolved, but in My time, not yours.
Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now.
If you find yourself stuck in traffic, don't despair. There are people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege.
Should you have a bad day at work; think of the man who has been out of work for years.
Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return.
Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children.
Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance; think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk.
Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror; think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine.
Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about, asking what is my purpose? Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.
Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities; remember, things could be worse. You could be one of them!
Should you decide to send this to a friend; Thank you. You may have touched their life in ways you will never know!Now, you have a nice day.
God
God has seen you struggling,
God says it's over.
A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, please send to ten people (including me) please don't ignore this.
You are being tested.
YOU HAVE 20 MINUTES TO TELL 10 FRIENDS THAT YOU LOVE THEM (INCLUDING ME) . SO I LOVE YOU! GO!
KYUN MAIN BARA HUA ???
Jab Main Chota Bacha Tha ..... Bari Shararat Karta Tha !
Sar Se Patthar Torta Tha !
Basketball Se Khelta Tha !
Comodo Dragon Pe Ghumta Tha !
Dolphin Ke Saath Tairta Tha !
Sher Bhi Mujh Say Darata Tha !
Police Ko Lelkaarta Tha !
Car Se Race Lagata Tha !
Raste Pe Surfing Karta Tha !
Naye Naye Dost Banata Tha !!
Leheron Pe Sawar Bhi Hota Tha !
Ab Mein Office Jata Hoon....... !
Kursi Pe Baita Rehta Hoon................. !
Boss Se Darta Rahta Hoon.................!
Kaam Me Har Time Kerta Hoon......................
Tension Me Her Waqt Rehta Hoon
Patthar Pe Sar Torta Hoon !!!!!
"YA ALLAH KAISE LOGON MEIN PHAS GAYA HON MEIN "
Bas Yeh Kehkar Rota Rehta Hu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sar Se Patthar Torta Tha !
Basketball Se Khelta Tha !
Comodo Dragon Pe Ghumta Tha !
Dolphin Ke Saath Tairta Tha !
Sher Bhi Mujh Say Darata Tha !
Police Ko Lelkaarta Tha !
Car Se Race Lagata Tha !
Raste Pe Surfing Karta Tha !
Naye Naye Dost Banata Tha !!
Leheron Pe Sawar Bhi Hota Tha !
Ab Mein Office Jata Hoon....... !Kursi Pe Baita Rehta Hoon................. !
Boss Se Darta Rahta Hoon.................!
Kaam Me Har Time Kerta Hoon......................
Tension Me Her Waqt Rehta Hoon
Patthar Pe Sar Torta Hoon !!!!!
"YA ALLAH KAISE LOGON MEIN PHAS GAYA HON MEIN "Bas Yeh Kehkar Rota Rehta Hu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Test
This is factual. If you were able to pass this 3 tests, Cancel your visit to your neurologist and optician. Your brain is great and you're far from having Alzheimer Disease. Congratulations!
This is a REAL neurological test. Sit comfortably and feel calm.
1- find the c below.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.
9999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999
9999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999
9999699999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999
9999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999
9999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999
3- Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult..
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MNMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Can we change
The description fits working people of ' lower to middle ' of Middle Class families mostly in India, Pakistan and Bangladesh. Not Pakistan only, and certainly not all Pakistanis. WHY PAKISTANIS ARE EASY TO IDENTIFY
· Everything you eat is savoured in garlic, onion and tomatoes.
· You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminium foil.
· You are always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport.
· You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal.
· You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.
· You recycle Wedding Gifts, Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.
· You name children in rhythms (Shameem, Naeem, Nazia, Shazia etc.)
· All your children have pet names, sound nowhere close to their real names.
· You Man woman believe Woman/Girl have loose character never to be trusted and to be locked into your presence.
· You take snacks anywhere it says 'No Food Allowed'
· You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving some one's house.
· You load up the family car with as many people as possible.
· You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the remote control, VCR, or new couch.
· Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they won't let
you do certain things because of what the other 'Uncles and Aunties' will
think.
· You buy and display crockery, which is never used as it is meant for a special occasion that never happens.
· You use vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
· You use grocery bags to hold the garbage.
· You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.
· Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff)
· You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
· You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker or both.
· You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
· You live with your parents. You are 40 years old. (they prefer it that way).
· You don't use measuring cups when cooking.
· You never learned how to stand in a queue.
· You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are travelling by bus, train or plane.
· You only make long distance calls after 11pm
· Your conversation is laced with constant references to God even while talking about the most mundane and insignificant matters.
· You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Auntie.
· When your parents meet a stranger and talk for a few minutes, you discover another distant cousin.
· You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty.
· Its embarrassing if you're invited to a wedding with less than 600 people.
· You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.
· You don't engage in dialogue. You don't pay the slightest attention to what the other person is saying. You impatiently wait for them to stop speaking so you can blurt out your piece.
· You have strong opinions on everything under the sun. But when it comes to decision making, you allow issues to reach a crisis point and panic set in before you decide to act.
· Everything you eat is savoured in garlic, onion and tomatoes.
· You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminium foil.
· You are always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport.
· You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal.
· You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.
· You recycle Wedding Gifts, Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.
· You name children in rhythms (Shameem, Naeem, Nazia, Shazia etc.)
· All your children have pet names, sound nowhere close to their real names.
· You Man woman believe Woman/Girl have loose character never to be trusted and to be locked into your presence.
· You take snacks anywhere it says 'No Food Allowed'
· You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving some one's house.
· You load up the family car with as many people as possible.
· You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the remote control, VCR, or new couch.
· Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they won't let
you do certain things because of what the other 'Uncles and Aunties' will
think.
· You buy and display crockery, which is never used as it is meant for a special occasion that never happens.
· You use vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
· You use grocery bags to hold the garbage.
· You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.
· Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff)
· You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
· You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker or both.
· You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
· You live with your parents. You are 40 years old. (they prefer it that way).
· You don't use measuring cups when cooking.
· You never learned how to stand in a queue.
· You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are travelling by bus, train or plane.
· You only make long distance calls after 11pm
· Your conversation is laced with constant references to God even while talking about the most mundane and insignificant matters.
· You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Auntie.
· When your parents meet a stranger and talk for a few minutes, you discover another distant cousin.
· You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty.
· Its embarrassing if you're invited to a wedding with less than 600 people.
· You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.
· You don't engage in dialogue. You don't pay the slightest attention to what the other person is saying. You impatiently wait for them to stop speaking so you can blurt out your piece.
· You have strong opinions on everything under the sun. But when it comes to decision making, you allow issues to reach a crisis point and panic set in before you decide to act.
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